David Letterman

Sorry if I offend anyone, but I despise David Letterman. He thinks he's so funny, he uses "irony" (which is not true -- that's a total misuse of the word-- it's "sarcasm") and is majorly unfunny.

Johnny Carson -- he had class. He never made fun of guests to boost his own "comedic image." He was always respectful, even to five-year-old child geniuses.

But Letterman's brand of childish humor is just that -- childish. Nothing he says amuses me. His jokes are delivered in the trademark Letterman style, which to me is incredibly unfunny. He's a fucking joke himself.

I'll never forget the interview he did with Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon. He made fun of him, made off-color jokes and basically mocked the guy. What an utter lack of class. Aldrin was himself, a true professional, and didn't take the bait.

That just cemented my opinion of Letterman.

He's a joke.