Cooking Classes

Uh . . . this is a last-ditch effort. Obviously I would invite anyone who cared to come for dinner that I or they would cook, but hard times call for cooking lessons.

Thus:
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Cooking classes!
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Date: 2009-07-14, 5:42AM EDT


What, you don't know how to chop an onion? You barely manage French toast? Don't know how to cook without a recipe?

How about Gorgonzola Shrimp Linguine, flambéed with Pastis?

Don't have a good chef's knife and want to know where to get one, cheap? Don't have a clue how to use your nifty grill? How to deep fry without losing the use of your hair?

I charge money! Yes, it's true. But it will be worth it. Please go here to see the kinds of things I do. Pickling? Done that. Baking? No problem. Pasta from scratch, pizza from scratch, compound butter, infused oils Asian, French, Greek, Indian, Japanese, Turkish, American, Ethiopian, Mongolian -- well, just take a look at my 200 cookbooks!

You can come to my kitchen in downtown Cote des Neiges for a free evaluation and then we can go from there! Got kids? I'll teach them how to cook! Lazy husband? Send him on down! Gourmet hot dogs? Yep, I can do that. (Or my wife can; they're the best on the planet and I know all her secrets. The KGB have been nosing around recently!) My burgers have been raved about. I even do kosher!

Yes, YOU can be a good cook in as little as ten lessons! Knife skills? Check. Garnishes? Check. Plating? Check. Resources? Well, I've run possibly the oldest restaurant review site in Montreal for almost ten years . . . yeah, I think I know where to get that.

Hey, I have a Benriner Turning Slicer. How can you be any cooler than that?
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Hi,
I am interested in finding out about your cooking lessons. I cook for my family but am bored and want to do some new stuff. How do you work your classes?
Thanks
Nina


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What should I do? I've never given a cooking lesson in my life. Except for . . .