Ode To My Computer

My computer loves me not
Against a wall, it should be shot.
Neither does it work so well,
So it should be sent to Hell.

My computer is a beast
Who likes me not the leastest least.
It makes up its mind to hate
By often changing today’s date.

Moves my folders everywhere
All on purpose. Yes, I swear.
Will not listen to my mouse;
Puts its hum throughout the house.

Keeps me all awake at night
Every nerve so wired tight.
Always stops when it should go;
My computer hates me so.

I must not allow it to.
There are things that I must do.
I will thrash and mash its brain
Because it’s driving me insane.

So, your hard drive far will go
Because your master SAID IT SO.
I will kill you, faithless friend
BECAUSE THIS SHIT JUST HAS TO END.