Mission: Unprofitable

Here's the deal: come up with any combination resembling "Mission: Impossible." The only rules are that you have to start with "Mission." the rules for the second are that it must end in a final "l" sound, ie. it can't be a word like "ludicrous," but it would be nice if it also begins with an "im" (as in "impractical.")

But then you have to give a one-line synopsis of the plot!

I shall start:

"Mission: Reprehensible." The team volunteers for an impossible task: educate Sarah Palin.

"Mission: Undrinkable." The team volunteers to sample various beers made by Anheuser Busch.

Go to it, Jims and Rollins!