Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Nick's Stuffed Mushrooms

Again, while lyin' (to my bill collectors) and cryin' (because I can't pay them) I'm tryin', and one result is fryin'.

That'll be stuffed deep-fried mushrooms, to you folks!

I used to go to a bar-restaurant called Pacific Fresh in Alameda, California, after my racquetball marathons (which now have given me arthritis in my right elbow) and I used to have what I think they called "poppers" -- breaded, deep-fried mushrooms with a buttermilk-based dip. Man, I could eat a thousand of them.

But now that I think about it, they weren't stuffed with anything. They were too small. But that's why they were called poppers -- you *carefully* popped them in your mouth after dipping them. You could get quite a scalded roof-of-mouth if you weren't careful.

But I decided to make these, except stuff them at the same time.

INGREDIENTS

Don't go nuts. Plan for about three mushrooms for everyone there. It's not dinner. But no doubt there will be a pig present, so plan on an extra two for him.

LET'S SAY TWELVE medium cremini mushrooms, about 1.5 inches wide.

They pack them cunningly so you can't see the undersides, but ideally you'd get them with none of the inside brown ribs showing. No holes, just unbroken mushroom throughout.

Boursin cheese of choice (Rondele will work)
Ham, chopped fine
Shallots, chopped fine
Stems of mushrooms (see below) chopped fine
Buttermilk
Flour
Japanese Panko (breadcrumbs)
Peanut oil

METHOD

With a paring knife, cut a circle in the mushroom around the stem but not all the way through. Pull out the stem and surrounding flesh. Slice the hard tip off the stem, set aside. Proceed identically with the rest of the mushrooms.

Sauté the shallots, ham and the chopped stems in butter until done, approximately five minutes.

Mix in with entire container of Boursin to form a creamy paste.

Fill the empty mushrooms with the Boursin mix, level with the bottoms.

Putting the dipping ingredients in three flat containers, dip the mushrooms in the buttermilk, then the flour, then back in the buttermilk, and then in the panko. Make sure every millimeter is covered with panko.

IMPORTANT: FREEZE MUSHROOMS FOR THREE HOURS at this stage. This will prevent the filling spewing forth the moment it's put in the hot oil.

Heat at least two inches of oil on medium/hot -- about 5 o'clock on most ovens, until a drop of water sizzles.

Enter frozen mushrooms slowly, maybe four at a time, turning occasionally. When they're golden brown, remove with spider and place in paper towels. Do next batch until finished. If not eating right away, place on baking tray at 150• uncovered,

Serve with dip of choice.

2 comments:

  1. If you were going to do the shrimp and the mushrooms in the same oil, which would you do first?

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  2. This was a dilemma. I originally WAS going to do both, but since there were only two of us, it seemed redundant. We did them on separate nights.

    The first batch of anything went easily the fastest, so it has to be carefully watched and turned. You want quite a ferocious bubbling the whole time, but obviously not so much as to threaten boiling over.

    The second batch is much tamer, probably because of the new impurities in the oil.

    Doing both at the same time, I would do the shrimp first, then drain on paper towels and keep warm in the oven, then do the mushrooms. Both seem to require about 8 minutes each.

    My god, three mushrooms and two shrimp will put you away for the day, let alone the vegetable stir-fry and basmati rice we had with them!

    But no worries if you're on a diet. This is party food for very special occasions! I'd say only twice a week at most.

    =+)

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