You Know You Want One

Free movies and TV shows 24/7

You know you want one of these suckers. Buy one from me. Got Wi-fi Internet and a widescreen TV with an HDMI input? You have almost every movie ever made, every TV show/series, sports, porn, foreign language TV, you name it -- all through this little box. 100% legal, since you're not downloading anything. Once you watch it, it's gone.

I have a bunch of them ready to go. If you want one, it'll cost you $300 via PayPal and away you go. Lifetime support from moi! It's as easy to set up as a child's toy. Let me know at tonbo#montrealfood.com.

Works anywhere there's 110v electricity and a wi-fi connection. I can even get you a wooden one!

Nitemare of the Net

Amazing. It's been what . . . almost twenty years that "The Net" has existed. TWENTY FUCKING YEARS.

But what will some alien explorer find in the ruins of humanity when it comes across "Something they called . . .'The Internet.'"

It won't be amazon.com. Nope. Not even close. It won't be cnn.com. whitehouse.gov. Playboy.com.

No, it'll be something called "Cialis."

"What is a cialis?" they will intone, in their somber, alien voices. "I do not understand."

But 2.5 million years from now, trust me, that will be the only part of the digital fossil record that exists.

Cialis.

How proud I am to be Human.

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