Sunday, July 7, 2013

Thank You

Thank you for having to get this crash out of the way so everyone on every plane in the world (especially the ones flying them) will have the heebie-jeebies for months to come.

I feel like I dodged a bullet. Let's hope the "It happens in threes" rule doesn't apply.

I fly on an Asian Airline -- the one with the worst safety record -- 60th out of 60 -- of any airline flying today, on July 18th, all the way to Japan.

Wish me luck.

Oh, and by the way, that would have been MY footage of the crash you would be watching over and over again on CNN. I always video my takeoffs and landings.





(You can hear me vaguely above the jet roar saying first "We're awfully close to the mountains . . . I wonder if the pilot knows . . ." [we're nowhere near the mountains] and then in a high-pitched Indian accent "Ve are going to crash into the vater now  . . . ve are going to crash into the vater!") Trust me, you wouldn't want to fly with me.