Can't someone just eliminate the human race, meek as we billions are, from the words "Tiger Woods"?
Why not first off all call him by his real name, which is A. Sshole? His preposterous famename alone is grounds for . . . well, being ground up into penis dust for wealthy Chinese animal-parts traders.
Has there ever been an idiot as pretentious in recent memory as this guy?
I leave it to my flock to judge.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Weekend Update
Quake, Tsunami, Cancer, Religion, McDonald's . . . can being alive possibly be any worse than this?
The blessed relief of a private hanging in your shower is most definitely a viable option. I'll never forget the science-fiction story I read where someone wakes up on their home planet and realizes that that they're off the hook. They're home-free.
They've finally finished their sentence. And their sentence was living on Earth.
The blessed relief of a private hanging in your shower is most definitely a viable option. I'll never forget the science-fiction story I read where someone wakes up on their home planet and realizes that that they're off the hook. They're home-free.
They've finally finished their sentence. And their sentence was living on Earth.
When?
Will the Winter Olympics mercifully go away? It's almost as bad as having to read about the eternal Middle East conflicts.
Couldn't the phrase "Never Again" apply here? Can you say "Super Bowl?" "Soccer?" "Religion?"
Isn't it the time that humanity found the time to devoting itself to other things, like malaria, ovarian cancer, river blindness, poverty, homelessness, drug abuse, child abuse, domestic abuse and religious insanity?
How can something like the Olympics -- the crazy joke that they are -- contribute a single thing to the betterment of the human race?
I would dearly love to hear a scholarly discussion on just why the Olympics, or frankly, any other "sporting event" contribute a single thing to human society.
I mean, as compared to "American Idol Contestant Arrested For Break And Enter," how can any headline be as banal as "Canada Advances, but Struggles With Slovakia."
WHO THE FUCK COULD GIVE A SHIT IN THEIR RIGHT MIND?
Couldn't the phrase "Never Again" apply here? Can you say "Super Bowl?" "Soccer?" "Religion?"
Isn't it the time that humanity found the time to devoting itself to other things, like malaria, ovarian cancer, river blindness, poverty, homelessness, drug abuse, child abuse, domestic abuse and religious insanity?
How can something like the Olympics -- the crazy joke that they are -- contribute a single thing to the betterment of the human race?
I would dearly love to hear a scholarly discussion on just why the Olympics, or frankly, any other "sporting event" contribute a single thing to human society.
I mean, as compared to "American Idol Contestant Arrested For Break And Enter," how can any headline be as banal as "Canada Advances, but Struggles With Slovakia."
WHO THE FUCK COULD GIVE A SHIT IN THEIR RIGHT MIND?
Friday, February 26, 2010
Shamu! Yes, Shamu the Killer Whale!
There's a reason why they're called killer whales. Stop putting animals on display for dumb-ass tourists and just do me a favor: just shoot the trainer and save me the trouble.
What Is It About Porn
Oh, shut the fuck up. Like you've never looked at it. You're a Mormon? You're a serial rapist. You're a Buddhist? Little boys aren't off the menu.
But you have to admit: looking at images of porn are bizarrely stimulating. It's different for men, even different for GAY men, and different for women, but as human beings we seem to be programmd for it.
It's just a manner in which to procreate, but how the fuck does it trump the gambling and movie industry for amont of dollars transacted?
Try to explain that to me.
But you have to admit: looking at images of porn are bizarrely stimulating. It's different for men, even different for GAY men, and different for women, but as human beings we seem to be programmd for it.
It's just a manner in which to procreate, but how the fuck does it trump the gambling and movie industry for amont of dollars transacted?
Try to explain that to me.
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