News item: 85-pound sandwich for sale at Selfridge’s (some upscale food chain in Britain.) No, not in weight, but GBP. That is $170 in Canadian funds. Some mo’fo “grand chef” is making a Wagyu (Kobe beef) sandwich, with roasted peppers and cherry tomatoes with mixed greens on “24-hour fermented” sourdough bread, and that’s what the motherfuckers are selling it for.
Apparently, as yet, there are no takers.
No fucking kidding! For that price, I want a personal chef to come over to my house and assemble it. I certainly wouldn’t pay that for some piece of shit Saran-wrapped crap that’s been sitting around in a food case for twelve hours, but that’s what the news bite showed.
They deserve to be whipped with celery stalks. Where has humility gone?
that is so exaggerating! 85 GBP! for a sandwich?! and selfridges food hall doesnt look that grand after all! HAHA!
ReplyDeleteI must admit I'd like a nibble. But please only charge me for a nibble.
ReplyDeleteHere's my opinion on the subject.
ReplyDeleteZen,
ReplyDeleteThat's one hell of a take. It must be sweaty hot down there in Savannah.
Just wait till I make MY sandwich out of my leftover Wagyu. No pussy Brie for me. Maybe a serrano cheddar . . .