I’m in the middle of reading His Way, an unauthorised biography of Frank Sinatra by hack writer Kitty Kelley. It’s kind of like reading a National Enquirer article on only one subject for nine hours.
But then I got to thinking: wouldn’t YOU love someone to write an unauthorised biography of you? Something that included all the shady details: that furtive coupling in the 1984 Datsun hatchback when you were obviously already practically living with Jadyn. Wouldn’t that be cool? You just provide all the sordid details in a ten-hour long interview and then the guy writes it up, Enquirer style.
Could be a burgeoning business: unauthorised biographies for hire. You heard it here first.
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