Tuesday, April 29, 2008

New Three Major Food Group Guidelines

The FDA is nothing if not fickle, so I've come up with the new guidelines on how to survive in this world:

Domaine Chandon champagne
Té Bheag Gaelic scotch
Opera cake from The Duke (Duc de Lorraine)


Have one of each a day and you'll live to be 50, if not more.

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