I Appreciate You Being Circular

These are "translations" of popular songs that were created by first translating the song into French using the program Power Translator, then using the English translator version of the program to translate the French back into English.
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"Help," by the Beatles.

The Assistance!

The assistance!, I require somebody,
The assistance!, not just anybody,
The assistance!, you know I require someone, Assistance!.

When I was younger, so much young that today,
I never required anybody's assistance in all way.
But now these days have gone, I am not if self-insured,
Now I find I have changed my spirit, I have opened some high wear them.

To help if you canister, I feel down,
And I appreciate you being circular
To help to obtain my feet to support on the ground,
Is what will not, helped me?

And now my life has changed in oh if a lot of manners,
My independence seems to disappear in the haze.
But each now and then I feel if uncertain,
I know that I just need like you I have never made before.

To help if you canister, I feel down
And I appreciate you being circular
To help, obtain my feet to support on the ground,
The will do not, help me,
To help,
To help, oh.

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"The Girl From Ipanema," by Antonio Carlos Jobim.

Girl of Ipanema

Great and suntan and youth and exquisite
The girl of Ipanema goes marching
And when it passes each an it passes goes "Ah."

When it walks it is as a Samba
That swings cool if and oscillations if gently
And when it passes each an it passes goes "Ah."

Oh, but it supervises if sadly
How can it her tells it her likes
Yes, it would would give its heart gladly
But each day when it walks to the sea
It does not look straight ahead, to it.

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"A Hard Day's Night" by the Beatles

A Hard day Night

It is been a hard day night, and I worked as a dog
It is been a hard day night, I would have to sleep as a log
But when I go home to you I will find things that you suitable
The will makes me feel agreement

You know I work all day to obtain you the money to buy you things
And it is value it just to hear you you tell go to give me whole
If why on the earth would have I groan, 'cause when I obtain you alone
You know I feel ok

When I am native whole seems to be straight
When I am native sensation you holding me tight, tight

Owww!

If why on the earth would have I groan, cause when I obtain you alone
You know I feel ok

You know I feel agreement
You know I feel agreement

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"Yellow Submarine," by the Beatles.

The Yellow Submarine

In the city where I was born
To live a man that sailed to sea
And it told us its life
In the ground of submarines

If we sailed until the sun
To find the sea of green
And we lived below waves
In our yellow submarine

We whole living in our yellow submarine,
Yellow yellow submarine, submarine
We whole living in our yellow submarine,
Yellow yellow submarine, submarine

And our friends are all on board
Far more of live them the door next
And the band begins to amuse themselves

We whole living in our yellow submarine,
Yellow yellow submarine, submarine
We whole living in our yellow submarine,
Yellow yellow submarine, submarine

As we live a life of affluence
Whole the world of us has all we need
The sky of blue and sea of green
In our yellow submarine.