Black Holes

I don't know all the technical details about Black Holes, but I know they're really evil. Really, really evil. Please avoid them like the plague. I think I have one just above my balcony, because birds seem to fly into it but never come out.

And what's the deal with a billion? Do you even KNOW how much that is? It's unimaginable. Yo, look at all the pixels on your screen. Multiply that by one-hundred million.

Get it? ONE HUNDRED MILLION times the pixels on your screen.

Have you seen a pixel?

Here

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That's a pixel. Or maybe, it's just a full stop -- the exact nomenclature escapes me for the moment. But just imagine a BILLION OF THEM. That, my fine feathered friends, is A LOT. Like, they would be spilling out of your fucking monitor. All over your desk.

Just how do you clean up a billion pixels?

Huh? Swiffer Wetjet? ShamWow?

I really need to know the answer to these questions.Please email me if you have any ideas.