God, I should have been a headline writer. That is just SO ORIGINAL. I mean, I could have come up with "Sunny Day Kills Man, Pet Rat and Bystander in Bizarre Roadside Tragedy" but I guess I just wasn't inspired enough.
But I have good news! Last night I got stoned for the first time in a long while! Yep, I made a pipe out of aluminum foil (I swear, I'm an expert at that, email me for directions) and out of it came the realisation that, hey, I'm more optimistic about the past than I've been for a very long time. It soothed my soul, let me tell you . . . plus the 5 a.m. munchies soothed my stomach.
But it's cold as a witch's tit and it's time to slave away in my hot galley and make my first-ever effort at Murgh Makhani.
Better get to it, will try to document and post later. Can't waste this sunshine!
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