They have the Food Network, so why don't they have an X-rated version? You know, Rachel Ray saying things like "Okay, now I'm going to just spear these little fuckers and shovel on some EVOO . . . extra fuckin' YUMMO! Eat this shit and you'll never cook anything else again!"
You know, like she probably does in real life.
That I would like to see.
That's the R-rated version. I totally don't even want to think about the X-rated version.
ReplyDeleteOh sorry, it WOULD have been X-rated in my youth. I totally see your point. Is there even an X-rated anything any more?
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