Welcome

Hi, welcome to Asshole World. I personally have been wrestling with why people are assholes for almost my entire life. It’s just indefinable. There is just no need, no need at all to be an asshole. No need to pull into traffic from your parking spot with no blinkers in front of someone. No need to pull all the way to the front of a line of cars trying to merge onto the freeway and then try to muscle yourself in.

No need to go out to eat when you’re too much of an asshole to be bothered to cook for yourself. To treat other people who are busy serving you like assholes, when really, you are the only asshole.

Sorry, I’m not going to forgive it and chalk it up to plain ignorance. I just tend to murmur under my breath “Assholes will be assholes and there goes yet another one of them.”

So, acquainted as I am with Assholedom, it comes as almost no surprise to read this story.

Fact: There will always be assholes.
Fact: We’re losing the war against assholes.
Recommendation: Avoid assholes whenever possible.