I know, I know, too much information, but I'm losing my hair. No, not THAT hair, Silly -- if you bother to go to facebook you'll see somewhere that all up top is growing fine, thank you very much. Too damn much, in fact. I'm turning into Captain Haddock here.
No, it's way more embarrassing than that. I swear, my leg hairs (see, I told you, too much information) are disappearing. I mean, they weren't exactly much to begin with, but now I'm definitely feeling that there should somehow be something where there is nothing, so to speak.
I'm actually considering taking some mascara and "enlightening" that which is not. I'm sure Brigitte would be fascinated applying herself to the task. I know there are kidney guys, brain guys, liver dudes . . . but are there Leg Hair guys? It's somehow quite important to me right now and I ask that you indulge me, bring your seat to an upright position and stow your tray table.
Flight attendants, please prepare for departure. I already have.
The leg hair types are generally not guys. : )
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