What Should I Do? The Right Thing?

Recently I haven't been opening my email program as often as I should. Sometimes I get a bit fearful.

Because this person keeps telling me that I need something called v1A/Gr@. What is this v1A/Gr@? When I go to read the email, it's a mass of meaningless drivel -- it's not that I don't WANT to figure it out, it's just that I CAN'T.

Why is this nice person (I'm sure he's nice because I haven't yet met him TWICE to give him that baseball bat that's been languishing in the hall closet for nigh on eight years) trying to give me some stuff? Especially when it's spelled so weirdly? Does he know what I do to certain small animals on a GOOD, VERY GOOD day?

"Evisceration" was a term learned long ago in my hellish youth. "Dad" is a word best not remembered.

This nice man that wants to give me some "v1A/Gr@" should maybe call me instead, and we can work something out. I'm in the phone book.

Really, I'm on the level.