Hey yeah, pals. We're going to the moon in 2015! Yeah, fucking get a clue, dudes, we AIN'T going to the moon in 2015. And even if we did, what the fuck for? Oh yeah, I forgot, the moon water. Great, feed it to the waterless in Namibia.
Oh, okay, "Scientists developing food that lasts for five years for Mars mission." Uh-huh. There is going to be no Mars mission -- just trust me. Just Boys With Toys. NASA can't even manage to get their shit together enough to build some fucking rocket that can safely get their crews into space and back, let alone do a "Mars mission."
Oh, but the space station! What a crock of shit. Remember Skylab? The "Bridge To The Future."
Fuck, we can't even deal with the last few days, let alone the future. Brother, can you spare 2.8 trillion?
Just another useless piece of porkbarrel junk orbiting the planet.
And now they're talking about "space elevators." Well, I can tell you I get a lot better dope than you're smoking.
Hey, assholes, where is that skycar you promised me in 1950? Huh? The fucking robot maid? Where is she?
Eternal Boys With Toys.
Beam me up, pronto.
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ReplyDeleteWell, I'm just so sick of the hype, hype hype. NASA still doesn't seem to know how to attach foam to a spaceship. I mean, ferchrissakes, their main launch pad is smack in the middle of one of the most volatile hurricane zones in the world!
ReplyDeleteHow DUMB is that?
We ain't goin' NOWHERE.