I give you money. Yes, actual money! Because YOU gave ME money! But when you gave me the money, I promised that personally, I would see to it that it would magically grow on trees. And you believed me!
No, no, how about this: I'm a former Egyptian scientist who has accumulated a massive fortune; $27.9 M at last count, and I really want to put just $12 M in YOUR bank account, if you just help me deposit it, because Hosni Mubarak is pissed off at me because I sold his daughter.
No, no. I'm calling from the bank of Nova Scotia and there's, lo and behold, a problem with your account! You didn't know that you had an account with us, but we just want to set things straight! All we need is your your checking account number and password. The $12,709 is just waiting for you, really, it is!
Shall we rewind and start again from "snake oil"?
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