The 10 Commandments

Since I've been working up weeding vows for Brigitte I'm thinking about certain things. (Yes, that's "weeding," as in taking weeds out of our pending marriage).

Not sure if I can come up with ten, but I will try to adhere to the following, at least as it comes to this blog.

1. I shall not rant.

2. I shall rant.

3. Please forgive me if I rant, as Hell is now my only viable destination any more. I'm now officially on a Watch List.

4. I hope it's a long, long way down.

5. I like peas, preferably Jolly Green Giant.

6. Why must you all be like this? I thought we were friends.

7. The God of All Things is named Zor.

8. She, of the Powerful.

9. Brigitte loves me.

10. She loves me and please distribute the hearts and flowers equally, no crowding, please, children under four feet not allowed according to County and Municipal regulations. No popcorn in the carriages.

11. You know I always love to turn things up to eleven.