Unbeknownst to the majority of scientists: Astronomers, Physicists, Entomologists, Agronomists and Chiropractors, just one millisecond AFTER the Big Bang there was a Small Bang.
In it was Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover, Jean Chretien and anyone with just one name, like Madonna. This is proven by the Red Shift theory and Planck Time. Oh, I forgot Menudo and The Knack. "Ma-ma-ma-MY SHARONA!"_
Oh, and anyone named Dick.
At least we know about the Small Bang now! Tell your doctor and you might be able to get a discount on minor stars.
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