Twelve Steps

Shortly after Ogg and Ugg got married, Ogg started drinking heavily. He was despondent over his loss of independence and the fact that he hadn't invented fire yet.

It started with blackberry juice, but progressed rapidly to ten glasses of cassava water per day.

Their relationship was crumbling. "How come Ogg drink all day and not invent fire?" Ugg complained. "Wheel either."

So Ogg spontaneously decided to do a Twelve Step program.

He carefully carved twelve steps out of the mountain near his cave, walked up them to the BonBon tree and decided to drink there instead.