You, by the mere privilege or being alive, are bestowed with the title of "Oaf." This is not a title to be bandied about like some ratbag dropping from the living room floor.
No, this is much, much more precious. It is to be induced, then indoctrinated, into the formal Order of Oafs. This means that senior members can officially address you as "Oaf" and even you, were it to be such an occasion, might venture to address them in turn as "Oaf."
However, I wouldn't advise that, at least not right away. Get used to being an officially-prescribed and anointed Oaf first, then work your way up the Oaf chain.
(Look, as an aside, it gets better. I've been an Oaf for going-on thirty-five years and I'm still here! YOU CAN DO IT, BECAUSE I DID!)
So get to work, people, let's all be Oafs so others don't have to be.
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