"Oh, honey, what should we do for our summer vacation? Shall we go to the cottage in the Cotswolds and feed Mr. Wilson's sheep every day and drive into town for a pint at the pub and some bangers and mash and then maybe trundle back to the cottage and make a roaring fire and have a cognac and watch a movie? Shall we do that?"
"Oh, dear, how boring! I was thinking of Yemen but it's not got a lot of pubs. How's about we get into the sailboat and go right around that area where they're hijacking ships! Somalia, isn't it? Wouldn't it be fun to spend some time with terrorist kidnapping murderers? Just think of the tales we could tell!"
"Oh, darling, you're so right, and so romantic! I'll go right away and pack your captain's sweater!"
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