Elimination

Can't someone just eliminate the human race, meek as we billions are, from the words "Tiger Woods"?

Why not first off all call him by his real name, which is A. Sshole? His preposterous famename alone is grounds for . . . well, being ground up into penis dust for wealthy Chinese animal-parts traders.

Has there ever been an idiot as pretentious in recent memory as this guy?

I leave it to my flock to judge.