God, it's insane what brings people to a blog. Mine is totally random. Just what I want to write at any given time, as if I'm just writing on some bulletin board at some college, for instance. But how people actually get to me is more astonishing. The drivel I tend to write is inconsequential -- it matters only to me and to you, my faithful, endearing swarm of guppies!
They search for "spicy dill pickles." Yes! I'm top of the list! They search for "Chicken jalfrezi!" Yes! I'm top of the list! They search for "Thoughts on being handsome." Yes! I'm top of the list!
I swear, year after year, it's always the same search result! I wrote a stupid piece on "What does an atom look like" but hundreds, if not thousands, surf to my highly irresponsible post about how an atom looks like George Michael! Google it, my faithful!
Hmm. I think I shall have to lock myself in my bedroom and watch Hawaii-5-0 while sniffing cardamom incense.
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