Hmm . . . I'd think twice about "doing" (as some wiseass CNN commentator remarked, "I'd do her") something that looks like Joan Rivers (and probably talks like her). But she might make an entertaining dinner companion when you have guests. No doubt much hilarity would ensue.
Hey, you could take her to restaurants and enjoy the look on the waiters' faces! (wheelchair/feed tube not included). You could explain her as "paralyzed from the feet up."
"And what will it be for you, ma'am?"
"Whaddo I look like, chopped liver? I'll have the chopped liver. Morty, you wanna pass the salt? These knishes need some salt. And what kind of place is this anyway? You got pictures of angels on the walls. Where's a picture of a rabbi? It's racism, that's what it is. Call my publicist and tell him not to book here any more."
I can picture it all now!
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