Monday, July 12, 2010

My Official Response

To the man who has actually given me the FIRST bad feedback out of 765 on eBay! Yep, he's the dude! Because he didn't get his watch in time (I refunded him the full amount).

But he's vaguely Germanic, and you all know how much I like Germans!

So this is what i wrote him after my refund. I just LOVE the last couple of lines. Don't you, too?
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Tobias,

Just for your information, you didn't have to do that. It's just plain mean-spirited to leave bad feedback. Sometimes life happens, and it appears that you have some personal issues with that.

I frankly don't care a damn that you left bad feedback -- after all, YOU'RE the person who stands out as being an asshole if you are the ONLY person who has left me bad feedback.

But you know, life goes on! Petty little assholes like you are not going to bother me too much, because I have the secret feeling that you go around your every day being an asshole to everyone you know.

Hey, you speak German, don't you? Well, you need to see a health professional about that little problem.

Ich will eine torpeden gezehen in deine aashole.

Vielen dank.

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