Hello Friend,
My name is Mr. Arjen Van Dirk Martinus Sebastiaan, I work with the Finance Monetary Control Unit here in The Netherlands, we are responsible for checking foreign account holders in all the different banks here in Netherlands. I found your e-mail contact through my Country’s international Web directory.
During our last annual inspections of all the various accounts bank here in The Netherlands, my department found a score to settle with a huge sum of U.S. $10,500,000.00 (Ten million five hundred U.S. Dollar) which was deposited by a now deceased Mr. Jerry R. Williams, an Australian citizen.
From My investigations I discovered that the late Jerry R. Williams has no beneficiary or next of kin to claim his funds (U.S.$10.500.000,00) and the law of my country here in Holland is that when an account is inactive for more than eight 8 years the Authority has the right to confisticate the funds. This funds are about to be confiscated if I do not take advantage of it. This is why I am contacting to partner me in this once in a life-time opportunity. All you need to do is to stand as the next of kin to the decease, my lawyer will process and provide all the relevant documents to this effect and the money will be transferred to you, your account in your country so that we can share it and invest it in profitable businesses.
All I need from you is for us to work together – just follow my instruction and strategy, l will provide all the relevant information and documentation that will allow this transfer funds into your bank account legally with an hitch or a problem. I will explain it better after you reply this email. I am looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Kindly write to me directly with your contacts to my private email: arjenvandirk22@aol.nl
Best regards,
Mr. Arjen Van Dirk
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Hello Friend!
Just send me $1,000 to my PayPal account at tonbo@montrealfood.com and we'll get the whole ball rolling!
Nothing complicated, a couple of clicks and we're done!
Cheers
Friend
PS do you go to a school in Nigeria for this? The fake names, the fake stories . . . VAN DIRK? Whose passport did you steal on a bicycle ride-by for THAT one? "Yes, my name is ARJEN VAN DIRK." How about "Kevin M'Benga Diouf Kambala?"
Tell me . . . is there a Scammer University in Lagos where you get degrees and stuff like that? I want to go there! I WISH TO WRITE LIKE YOU, TRUSTED FRIEND WHOSE MOTHER DIED IN A HORRIFIC HUNTING ACCIDENT IN IRAQ AND LEFT YOU, THE SOLE BENEFICIARY, $29,000,000, which you want ME to have 25% of.
If only I'd just give you my bank account details. So little to ask for so much.
I will, I will, Kevin M'Benga! Just let me see that $1000 first.
I know you've got him! It should be along soon! : )
ReplyDeleteThe possibility of getting $1,000 out of a Nigerian, any Nigerian, be he or she the prince/ss of Abuja or not, is about as likely as coming across a pig trundling down a dusty road on a skidoo who stops to ask how your wife is doing and whether the bacon last week was better than the one he has right here in this here bag.
ReplyDeleteThat was so hilarious and random! I saw this earlier because I occasionally remember to check the email me with comments box. I may have done a spit-take if I were ever foolish enough to have liquid in my mouth and read anything you write.
ReplyDeleteI aim to please.
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