Thursday, November 4, 2010

Christ, 155

I weighed myself today and I weighed only 155. At 5/9. This is impossible. I used to weigh 188 15 years ago.

I don't seem to do anything differently that I did 15 years ago, still eat the high-fat Caesar salads, pizzas, cheeses, carbs up the wazoo, steaks . . . what on Earth could be going on?

I don't work out. The most I do is go to Metro to buy food and beer. A ten-minute walk every day, maybe twice a day, maybe a little further some days.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

I'd say leukemic prostration with hyper-elevated triglycerides. Wouldn't you?

Prescription, please.

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