What a Week

Leader of the Clods

What a week indeed. The entire Earth turns on its magnetic pole. I'd like to congratulate all Egyptians, but one wonders how many clods it takes to suffer under one wienerschnitzel for thirty years (let alone 10 or so, which was Hitler) without just arming en masse, erasing the armed forces, most of whom would be their own brothers and sons, in sheer people power, overrunning the offices of power in the millions, like ants storming a small beehive. But I guess "Clod Power" just doesn't exist on this retarded earth.

Or didn't, until now.

When one considers, (and I know, I know, everyone tried, but obviously not hard enough) that if someone, ANYONE had taken out Adolf Hitler in the 30s, around 50 million more people would be living today.

It would be a completely, 180-degree different world. Oh well, so much for alternative histories. You can't make this fucking stuff up, some dude immolating himself leading to the Arab world's largest country turning democratic, I swear. Cecil B. DeMille would have laughed at your script.

Then again, as an American citizen, I clearly see Clod-power at work when observing a mental shrub (take away one letter and it spells Bush) elected for fucking eight long miserable years. HOW MANY fucking clods can there be to elect such maroons so often? Well, the same clods who elected Hitler. Yes, ELECTED. He didn't take over in a coup, he was ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE.

Well, I see that these were the same clods who, upon being confronted about whether they actually had any feelings when they lifted rifles and shot Jewish women and children to death into ditches less than 3 feet in front of them, still say to this day, "No, I had no feelings at all. They were Jews."

The human race is divided into 90% clods, 5% protesting against the clods, and 3% idiots for tolerating the clods.

The other 2%, I hope, dear flock, are you and me.