Bored

Y’know, I think God likes to have fun. He’s pretty much like the rest of us. For those of you who believe in Him, or others of His ilk, I think God recently just Got Bored.

Bored of Charlie Sheen’s torrent of idiocy, bored of Libya-Shmibiya-Egypt-Arab-Rebellion-Schmellion and He Gazed Upon the Earth and What He Had Wrought, and Saw That He Was Bored.

And so, in His Eternal Wisdom, He decided to “Shake them motherfuckers up” and in His Infinitely Jocular Way, hatched a massive earthquake and tsunami to watch his most treasured inventions scurry to and fro.

Charlie, Libya, Middle East, you must work HARDER to entertain Him because I really don’t want to see what He comes up with next time.