Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Open Your Wallets for a Good Cause!

Flock! Support your local shepherd! Namely, of course, me.

A while back I created three DVDs, at first just to entertain myself, but then, of course, to sell! So I want you to buy one (or all three. You, as my flock, of course get FREE . . . er, kisses. (I was going to offer free shipping, but I didn't live 53 years to get stupid all of a sudden!) Nah, tell you what, for my flock only, free shipping if you buy all three.

Here's the deal -- they're really cool! As in, totally, insanely cool! I was sitting around one day in my tatami room (the room I made into a Japanese-themed enclave, spending insane amounts of dollars for a shoji screen door and the aforesaid tatami mats, seen below)
The bedroom
when I thought, damn, wouldn't it be cool to have a nice simple sushi dinner with some Japanese music playing softly in the background . . . no, wait, Japanese music AND Japanese art on the big-screen plasma! and, unlike many other grand plans I never saw through, this one I did. It was my DVD-making era, and I was all set up, equipment-wise, so all I had to do was find the source material et voilĂ ! So of course I went the whole hog and designed a cover for the DVD and even art for the DVD itself and then I got carried away and did one for those Indian occasions and one for those Chinese occasions!

Unfortunately, I didn't have enough rooms to decorate in Indian and Chinese themes, so you'll have to eat my butter chicken in a Japanese room. Not too far away geographically. But I digress.

But recently, while sifting through my gigantic penny jar for beer money and finding only pennies, I decided to resurrect the whole thing and try to sell 'em on eBay. So go buy one! Or all three! I put up preview clips on my server, so you can see/hear them at:

The Japanese

The Chinese

The Indian

and buy them on eBay at

The Japanese



!

You'll love 'em. If you don't, I'll convert to Scientology and mention Elron in every post. So get thee to eBay!

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