Voodoo

I've been known to use voodoo. Not in any traditional sense, y'know, make sure the victim knows about it, get some hair or fingernails, blah blah blah -- heck, I even used voodoo once when I didn't even know the guy's name -- just his general direction.

But it seems that somehow, every time I seriously used it, it worked. I put a guy in hospital with unexplained symptoms within a month . . . another time some guy lost his job and later got hit by a car.

So I don't use it lightly. But I'm using it now. I won't tell you against who, I'll just say this person has caused me untold misery for the past few months.

Here it is, for your viewing pleasure, as carved and speared by me.

 

I'll light it up once a day for half an hour a day for a week, of course pointed in the direction of the victim, and incant my special curse. The nails in the top of the head should be pretty hot after 30 minutes or so . . . I would assume the victim will be having some unfortunate unexplained migraines about the same time every day . . .