Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Aliens Among Us

You know, if you thought about it long enough, you could think of some schizophrenic dude babbling about voices in his head as an alien. But seemingly rational people, devoting their lives to trying to find alien intelligence?

What fucking alien intelligence? And what do they WANT from these aliens? These aliens who've presumably mastered the warp drive and are buzzing through the galaxies with their transporters and vastly superior wake vortices and plasma-shield flux capacitors?

What EXACTLY do these alien hunters WANT from these aliens? To say "We have three unused penises that we reserve only for human women!"?

Look, if there ARE aliens (and no doubt there are) they're probably wrestling with a faltering economy and lousy TV and wishing THERE WERE ALIENS somewhere out there to come rescue them from their mundane, pathetic ten-tentacled existence.

Face it. The people trying to FIND aliens are the real aliens. Let's destroy THEM before they destroy US.

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