Don't you think we need more horror flicks? No, I mean really horror. Kind of like the one I watched the other day where two men, hands tied behind their backs against a white wall, got decapitated in living color, one in spectacular chainsaw fashion and the other just mugged like a goat.
Oh quick "Well, why did you watch?"
Because I had to watch these two Mexican men's lives being snuffed out in Hollywood glory because YOU HAVE TO. "Scarface" is no longer a fantasy. The drug trade is no longer a game. These people are monsters. Fuck Afghanistan. Launch 2,000 drones on these cabrons and WIPE THEM ALL OUT.
Oliver Stone, get your ass on the task. It's obvious you're the only one qualified.
Life is a horror flick.
ReplyDeleteLike I always said: once I read a short sci-fi story, and I can never remember who by (I think Theodore Sturgeon) but it kind of went like this: man has an absolutely horrible life. Everything that can happen to him happens to him. Child hit by car. Wife commits suicide. He goes bankrupt. Becomes a raging alcoholic and dies a long, painful death from some horrific form of cancer.
ReplyDeleteThen he wakes up in a room, a futuristic room, and a nurse-type figure comes in. "Where am I?" says he, and she replies, "Well, Mr. Wilson, I'm very happy to tell you that it's over. Your sentence to life has ended. You're now free to go."
"But . . . but . . " he sputters, "it was HORRIBLE!"
"Well, Mr. Wilson, it's meant to be. A sentence to life is designed to prevent you from committing any further crimes."
I wish I could tell it better than that, but you get the gist. Just glad I'm not sitting on some hilltop in Kandahar, or dying of malaria in a small hut in Kenya, having never played with a toy . . . you get the picture.
I guess I'm doing a "Club Fed"-type incarceration.