A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.
The bartender delivers the drink, and the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"
"They gone to the hangin'," says the bartender.
"Hangin'? Who they hangin'?"
"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replies.
"What kind of a name's that?" the cowboy asks.
"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."
"Seems like there ain't no harm in that," says the cowboy. "What they hangin' him for?"
The bartender leans over the bar and says "Rustlin'."
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