No come on, be honest. If one of three things had to happen to you, there was no way you were going to get out of it, no chance, pal, which would you choose?
1. Being waterboarded. Aaaaah, I don't think I'd like this too much. Nothing bad actually happens to you physically, though the nagging question is, if it isn't so bad, how come people like the CIA and the Gestapo love it so much?
2. Being put in a real small box and not being able to move a muscle, and then be told they were putting a centipede in there with you. No, silly, not one of those tiny ones. One of these little guys. The pincers would be removed first, of course. But still.
3. Having a root canal with only ONE injection of anesthetic allowed.
Out of all three? Tough! Tough! But it's gotta be done . . . hmm, let's see . . . I take DOOR NUMBER THREE! I just pray that he gets it right the very first (and only) time . . .
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