Phrases I Dislike

In no particular order:

"You smell like onion"
"Please present your boarding card and have your passport open to . . ."
"Your call is important to . . ."
"Oh, go take a bath"
"Hey, whatever ended up happening about . . ."
"How would you like that cooked?"
"In that case I'm afraid I'm going to have to . . ."
"You smell like cheetos"
"Honey, could you do me a favor?"
"Oh, go take a shower"
"The Iranian government today . . ."
"Mr. Robinson, . . ."
"30 business days"
"I think the parsley is dying"
"I'm on my way home now, could you . . ."
"No credit cards, sorry, only . . ."
"Oh, go brush your teeth"
"Hellzapoppin', Elvis"