Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Stepford Husband

I swear (no, I really always do, frequently quite loudly) is this guy a front company? "I suddenly became interested on the Sicilian practice of boiling small vegetables, so I looked up this recipe . . ." (37 comments -- are THEY for real?)

Huh?

"Yes, indeed, I am a single man with a day job that has no real relationship with Martha Stewart, yet I seem to have the wherewithal to conceive, finance and create all these miraculous dishes", with seemingly this identical-type commentary for each one -- there's always at least one "delicious" in there --

. . .

Hey, It's the Stepford Husband! Oh, I play racquetball on my days off, and I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale! I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!I'm at Walmart first thing when they have a sale!

2 comments:

  1. You are so right! They thought they were being clever but they couldn't fool you!

    He has too many different kinds of tableware and his flicker ID is StrawMan3125.

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  2. You are just SOOOO kidding. I kept the profanity out of there for the moment, but it seems like one of the "ghost" operations where multiple people are posting for multiple companies hoping to gain some kind of "viral" feel.

    Damn, I wish people would just stop being so despicable. They probably manufacture their own glowing comments.

    Christ, what a world we live in.

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