Okay, people, here's the plan, here is what we'll do.
We, two very young women of Korean extraction, will pretend to be journalists, then proceed to try to smuggle ourselves through CHINA over the border to North Korea! Yes, that is the plan! Oh, so sorry, but it goes AWRY.
Because we don't understand that over two MILLION OF NORTH KOREA'S OWN CITIZENS are in prison camps. Yes, squalid penal societies that even rats would abandon! So, oh, let's fucking come barging in with our moral codes and OUR SHEER STUPIDITY and break in to the most notorious place on our Fine Planet Earth!
You, my sweet darling righteous girls who consider yourselves the cream of Earth's crop, DO NOT DESERVE an intervention by former president Clinton or EVEN THE FUCKING SHERRIFF IN Arkansas.
Hey, I have a good idea! Go car-surfing! Or go hug a killer whale.
The constant, utter stupidity of human beings is a marvel to behold.
YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS. You are lucky, but not deserving, to be alive.
Yes, they did seem a little, er, what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yes. STOOPID. They did seem a little STOOPID to me. They are veeeeeery lucky.
ReplyDeleteNot a darn (hey, Knatty, you're getting to me!) kidding thing there with that statement.
ReplyDeleteLet's send them to the heights of Turkmenistan when they come back, to cover the rebellion.
Shall we split the air fare, or do you want me to cover it?
Remember that inflight meals must be paid for and only aisle seats might be available.