No, I made it up by myself, but you can come up with the punchline:
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A donkey comes into a bar, with a monkey on his shoulder. Sits down and says to the bartender, “Set me up.”
Bartender says, “I’ll set you up, but who’s the monkey?”
Donkey says, “Thanks, doc, I’ll have a Black Russian.” (Lifts a hoof).” The name’s D. He’s M. and he’ll have a banana daiquiri.”
(Bartender retort A): Bartender says "Can I see some ID for the monkey?"
(Please insert punchline "A" here): From Qaro: "Are you sure? Monkey ID is monkey doo."
(Bartender retort B): Bartender says "I see a donkey and a monkey. What happened to the honky?"
(Please insert punchline "B" here): From Qaro again: "The honky had to go cook his goose--I mean duck!"
punchline "A": "Are you sure? Monkey ID is monkey doo."
ReplyDeletepunchline "B": "The honky had to go cook his goose--I mean duck!"
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ReplyDeletePunchline A (Nick): For fuck's sake. monkeys don't need IDs for banana daiquiris. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO! They
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MONKEYS!
What do you expect them to drink?
But if you must know, his mother is that talking chimp, Koko.
And she has a SPEAKING FEE for chimps, champ. And I want an umbrella with the daiquiri.