Monday, December 28, 2009

God. What the Fuck Next?

Okay, God dude, why do we get old? Why don't we get born old and get younger? Why are my eyes tired all the time? Why do I look 52? Is it something to do with because I'm actually 52?

What's the story, God? You got a story? Every story begins with Baby Steps. Maybe Pope Benedict XCVII has some answers, because I need answers right away. And it better be better than Brigitte-created smoked meat sandwiches from Snowdon Deli, let me personally inform You AT THIS PARTICULAR POINT IN TIME.

No comments:

Post a Comment