Anyone with any religious proclivities, please TUNE OUT NOW. Even spiritual. ONLY FOLLOWERS OF THE MYSTIC AND ESTEEMED L.RON HUBBARD ARE EXCLUDED FROM THIS DISCLAIMER. (They deserve to be pelted with as much shit as I can throw until Elron comes back to personally fly John Travolta's 707 and maybe do the hoochie with Kelly Preston).
But here, as I sit on the after-eve of the anniversary of the so-called Birth Of The Messiah, I grow weary. Watch out, here I go. You may choose to change the channel! Do it now!
Jesus Hugo Chavez Christ was a colossal sham, a shell-game dude. A David Copperfield, a Chrisssss Sheen (can never remember their names, they hang themselves upside down in Times Square for days to prove how long they can be assholes), but Jesus was a Bernie Maddox of his time. Scammed the entire world, and still is to this day.
I for one am sick of posturing demi-semi-deities and frankly, in my mind, the whole passel of them, including Buddha, can just be classified as glorified vacuum-cleaner sales individuals.
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