Pizza Acolyte!

WOW! Check out this photo from Arlette Martinez's pizza effort! She of the budding future restaurateur! I am officially disturbed! No one is allowed to make better pizza than me!

But this pizza looks like it kicks ass on mine! Yow wow wow. If it tastes even half as good as it looks, I'm going to be begging, cup in hand, outside Arlette's apartment, even imitating barking dogs so she'll pay attention and throw me a crumb as I develop frostbite and numbness in my extremities.

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ARUGULA!

My only consolation here is that she borrowed my pizza screens to make it!

Holy all-dressed, Batman! I surrender my throne. But not until I've tasted it.