Sunday, January 31, 2010

The Movies

Consider your home video camera. Consider how technically difficult, if not annoying it is to transfer your precious video to, say, DVD or your computer.

Now consider making a movie. Imagine making a real movie, not a backyard amateur production, but a real movie, where you have to hire actors, have technicians, editors, producers . . . the mind reels at the complexity of it all.

Yet my mind doesn't reel at the complexity . . . my mind reels at the SHEER IDIOCY of it all. Is there a drug called "Optimism?" If so, it isn't working.

I walked through the video store yesterday and was overwhelmed -- no, really, overwhelmed -- at the sheer number of movies, which I remind you must have taken thousands of people and millions of dollars to produce, which just upon sight alone indicated were complete pieces of shit.

Eddie Murphy in a fat suit? WHO MADE THAT FLY???? WHO GREENLIGHTED IT? yet the merde continues.

Isn't it a sad comment about human creativity when only about .01% of ALL human projects actually succeed?

That would describe the movie industry. Amazing how so many are hired for so much to produce so little.

2 comments:

  1. I have had almost those exact thoughts. I think it was a different Eddie Murphy movie. And I am Not joking.

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  2. Well, the list of bad Eddie Murphy movies is very, very long.

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