Monday, March 1, 2010

McDonald's. "I'm Loving It."

What whack-job, what corporate-cubicle-farm suit came up with that one? What's worse, what hack-ass musician came up with the fucking most annoying jingle on Earth?

How do these people actually gainfully employ themselves? I try to eke out a living with my graphic design skills but these people actually manage a global conglomerate idio-sinkrasy with THIS COMPLETE TOTAL CRAP?

How do they do it? And WHY DO WE ACCEPT IT? Do we all have to be wriggling small-headed blind worms squirming underground while "I'm Loving It" in fifty-five languages plays overhead?

What the fuck are we, after two goddamn million years? A civilisation of FUCKING HEADLESS WORMS???

Furthermore, I see this as none less than an ASSAULT on the future health of my 8-year-old son.

You fucking jihadis. You're totally misguided. Get rid of these jerks first, and maybe you'll get 27 fucking Big Macs in Paradise for your troubles. Who the fuck needs virgins. They're overrated.

2 comments:

  1. Yes! I hate it! Why will this not go away? What, they have to pay royalties to the musical scale if they use more or better notes???

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  2. Sometimes I just have to shake my head at the stupidities of humanity. I don't always want to, but I have to. And this is one of these times.

    Whoever thought up this piece of shit . . . well, if you know me, you know the rest.

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