. . . Cocaine!
I rarely post on celebutrash but this one takes the coke . . . er, cake. Whitney Houston has to postpone a number of concerts due to a "respiratory ailment" . . .
Uh-huh.
What she needs is a plumber, not a doctor, to clear her nasal passages.
What, she smoked too much pot and got a lung infection?
ReplyDeleteNo, Bobby Brown introduced her to EZ-Pak crack (the humidity of your respiratory system conveniently hardens it instantly along the length of your nasal passages so you only have to do it once a week for it to keep an working; unfortunately, it does have its side effects -- gradual wasting away, onset of beri-beri, loss of libido and sense of smell among others -- please consult your EZ-Pak chapter of side effects in your Physicians's Desk Reference) so they've called in an EN&T guy with a jackhammer to take care of it.
ReplyDeleteShe should be back in shape in no time.
HAHAHAHA! You slay me!!!:)
ReplyDeletePleased to be of service!
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