Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Need for Speed

I don't know about you, but the folks at realsimple.com are just, well, real simple! There IS, sometimes, truth in advertising!

It is nice to see that they have filled their large magazine with easy to understand stuff and simple recipes from down home folks and, as they point out on their editorial page, lots of exclamation marks! It is nice not to use contractions in your written speech because it gives a softer tone to what you seem to be writing, which is what Ted Bundy figured out pretty much earlier on in his career.

I hate to be negative and all, but these people haven't seen the inside of a rocket-propelled grenade they didn't deserve.

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